Embark on a journey in “Mia’s Milk Ranch”, a unique dating simulator, that combines the charm of fantasy romance with the thrill of tavern games!
Your party of sorcerers set out to the heart of the Ancient Forest, in search of legendary wealth and treasures.
When an ambush of goblins captured all your friends, a failed magic spell teleported you at the last second to the faraway land of Greenhaven, home country of Cowfolk people!
(luckily, someone was there to rescue you…)​
Installation:
1- Extract and run.
Developer: SatyrKing
Censored: No
Version: 1.1
Language: English
Genre: 2DCG, Animated, Big ass, Big tits, Character Customization, Dating Sim, Fantasy, Groping, Furry, Male protagonist, Monster girl, Romance, Simulator, Titfuck, Vaginal sex,
v1.1
Text speed in both dialogues and cinematics is now fasterAdded new cinematic, “Sneaking”.Lowered minigame card requirement in [Hard], [Master] (5->3).Bug-fixes
- Support Developer of this game:
- Itch.io
Download for Windows
- swipe down to hide the ui
- swipe left to roll back
- swipe right to start skipping of text
- swipe 2x left&right to open the game menu
- swipe up&down to toggle a small window with memory usage information
- longpress the save file thumbnail in the save/load screen to delete this slot
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Editor's Rating
Story - Mia's Milk Ranch presents a rather peculiar narrative that may not resonate with everyone. While the concept has potential, Mia's Milk Ranch fails to deliver a cohesive and engaging storyline. The narrative seems disjointed, with some inconsistencies in character motivations and behavior. It's a missed opportunity to capitalize on the game's unique premise. - 37%
Visual - Although the graphics in Mia's Milk Ranch are undeniably attractive, the overall visual experience falls short of expectations. The game leans heavily on static imagery and lacks animations, leaving players wanting more dynamic and immersive visuals. However, the character designs are charming, and the attention to detail in depicting the the rural lifestyle is commendable. - 52%
Engagement - Engaging players and holding their attention is an area where Mia's Milk Ranch seems to struggle. The disappointment with the slow and luck-based minigames that players must endure to progress. The repetitive nature of these games, such as the dice and card games, adds to the monotony. The lack of variety and strategic decision-making undermines the potential for true engagement. - 22%
Core Loop - The core loop of Mia's Milk Ranch revolves around accumulating wealth through minigames, unlocking memories, and forging connections with the characters. However, the execution falls flat. The heavy reliance on luck-based mechanics, which leave players feeling helpless and disconnected from their own progress. The absence of skill-based challenges further diminishes the sense of achievement. - 22%
33%
out off 100%
This review is based on author's perspective and actual experience may differ on individual's own preferences.
Game is full of cringey, unskippable dialogue where nothing sexy happens. Don’t waste your time.
never ever make any game
Ching Chongs want to make American men poorer and force their women to sell their milk. American men must stop them from doing that. Ukraine must win! Israel must win! The Philippines must win! American people must win! Jews must win! Trump must win! Yay.
Oh God, please kill this developer -_-(Explanation for snowflakes, it was a joke)