Mia’s Milk Ranch [v1.1][Final] [SatyrKing]

Download for Windows

  • swipe down to hide the ui
  • swipe left to roll back
  • swipe right to start skipping of text
  • swipe 2x left&right to open the game menu
  • swipe up&down to toggle a small window with memory usage information
  • longpress the save file thumbnail in the save/load screen to delete this slot

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Editor's Rating

Story - Mia's Milk Ranch presents a rather peculiar narrative that may not resonate with everyone. While the concept has potential, Mia's Milk Ranch fails to deliver a cohesive and engaging storyline. The narrative seems disjointed, with some inconsistencies in character motivations and behavior. It's a missed opportunity to capitalize on the game's unique premise. - 37%
Visual - Although the graphics in Mia's Milk Ranch are undeniably attractive, the overall visual experience falls short of expectations. The game leans heavily on static imagery and lacks animations, leaving players wanting more dynamic and immersive visuals. However, the character designs are charming, and the attention to detail in depicting the the rural lifestyle is commendable. - 52%
Engagement - Engaging players and holding their attention is an area where Mia's Milk Ranch seems to struggle. The disappointment with the slow and luck-based minigames that players must endure to progress. The repetitive nature of these games, such as the dice and card games, adds to the monotony. The lack of variety and strategic decision-making undermines the potential for true engagement. - 22%
Core Loop - The core loop of Mia's Milk Ranch revolves around accumulating wealth through minigames, unlocking memories, and forging connections with the characters. However, the execution falls flat. The heavy reliance on luck-based mechanics, which leave players feeling helpless and disconnected from their own progress. The absence of skill-based challenges further diminishes the sense of achievement. - 22%


out off 100%

This review is based on author's perspective and actual experience may differ on individual's own preferences.

User Rating: 3.03 ( 7 votes)

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