Editor's Rating
Story - Secret Horny Santa stumbles right out of the chimney when it comes to its narrative. The plot meanders aimlessly, failing to deliver a coherent or engaging storyline. What could have been a whimsical tale of holiday mischief and romance ends up feeling disjointed and forced. Dialogue often clashes with visuals, leaving players scratching their heads instead of feeling immersed. - 69%
Visual - While Secret Horny Santa does boast some appealing visual elements, the overall quality of animations and character designs falls short of expectations. The art style has moments of charm, particularly with its festive themes and character designs, but inconsistencies are hard to ignore. Animations can feel stiff, and transitions between scenes lack fluidity, which detracts from the immersive experience. - 89%
Engagement - Engagement is where this game really takes a hit. The inability to skip scenes can make the pacing feel sluggish, turning moments of play into tedious button mashing. Dialogue choices, which should enhance player agency, feel meaningless and are often overshadowed by a lack of coherent context. Players might find themselves clicking through just to get to the next scene without any real investment. - 84%
Core Loop - The core gameplay loop—the foundation of any game—struggles to establish a satisfying rhythm. While there are moments of potential fun, they’re often bogged down by poor execution. Progression feels lackluster, and the interplay between story and gameplay is disjointed. Players might find themselves oscillating between scenes with little motivation to keep moving forward. - 87%
82%
out off 100%
This review is based on author's perspective and actual experience may differ on individual's own preferences.
butthole fuck shit game
There’s no Linux executable. And since it’s Unity, it runs w/ issues with WIne.
Visual 89% -_- xD