Affexon [v0.29a] [NaughtyDeveloper]

First problem: Every. Single. God damned. Girl. In. The. Game. So Far. Comes off stronger than the MC. How in the fuck do you want this string bean looking geeky assed mother fucker (literally with the incest patch I’m willing to bet – because every single fucking girl I’ve seen so far is either DEFLOWERED or MARRIED; you dense twits) to actually LEAD a harem? Of course his Mom’s a guild leader… Of course his sister’s apprenticed to a Hero (which fuck off – the MC should definitely BECOME) Of course his other sister’s about to be a famous actress. Of course HE’S going to be apprenticed to his fucking cousin, who is also a badass bounty hunter… Of course his Mom married a woman. How the fuck did she get three kids again??? o.O Did you miss basic biology?

You’re going to make him the effective leader of any harem EVER, by making him every girls house elf/errand boy gopher bitch? Come on. He’s freaking Wolverine, with StarFox level ability in making women WANT him. You made all of his current shown powers completely passive [Which I will admit is a decent work around for “not being allowed” to fucking USE them as a Bounty Hunter outside of the Oblivion Gate bullshit you pulled as the core of the Main Story] He should not have to do ANY of that menial shit just because you don’t know how to program in better options. Also: DO NOT make me choose between fucking girls if you at all plan to make this god damned game a Harem! The very first binary choice in the game was do I want the Aunt, or the cousin. Most wouldn’t take the aunt. I made saves before the choice so I could pick both but Jesus H Christ you should NOT have to do that in a Harem Game. Or any game that plans to eventually freaking become one!

Aside from the teasing scenes (and some fairly crap bantering that implies again more Male Bashing than anything romantic really – She doesn’t get to be “aroused” by this asshole if you’re going to write she still talks to him like he’s a fucking child!) the game is currently frozen for me at the car scene where MC is driving Sofia home – because it WON’T TELL ME WHAT THE FUCK I NEED TO CLICK ON TO PROGRESS THE FUCKING SCENE??? This. This… is exactly why I hate every single bullshit type of any sort of minigame you dickheads think you’re being clever with. If it’s pick the hot spot = TELL THE PLAYER THAT’S WHAT THEY’RE MEANT TO DO!!! If it isn’t then your game is stuck for some reason, because I’ve clicked everywhere I can see and the bloody scene won’t go to the next one. Which would be a point you need to fix. Either let the player SKIP a minigame if they don’t want to engage with the damned things, or don’t fucking put them in your damned game. You’ll get a lot more support that way. This just makes people want to rage quit.