Wishes [v0.94] [mushi]

At least there is no gay shit in the game.

This is the best GAME EVER! It is more fun than playing with my Ken dolls. I never played with GI Joe. His penis INTIMIDATED me. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. AND who DO you PREFER!!!!!!!!!!!! Linus or Charlie Brown. I always longed for some funtime with Snoopy. Blah, blah, blah, blah.

On the plus side of this epic AVN – A new day at school… I don’t know if I want to go today. The other students are all weird. Well, the girls from my class are gorgeous. But they’re so… weird. blah, blah, blah. There’s no chance I’ll lose my virginity to them any time soon… something just caught my attention. it looks like… a kind of magic lamp. If I blow on it and rub it, will the genie appear?​ THAT IS WAY AWESOME SUPER KOOLIE! Takes me back to when daddy taught me how to rub my lamp. He said, “NO, this is how grandpa taught me!” Blah, blah, blah. Then a genie came out! Blah, blah, blah. The female domination was heartfelt and brought tears to my eyes. Bravo. Blah, blah, blah. The renders are fabulous and I cant tell them from the real thing. Bravo. The 5k voice-acting was also bravo as the creamy pie was bravo. Blah, blah, blah.

Now the CONS- YOU NEED BETTER MORE REALISTIC ANAL SEX SCENES. Trust me- I KNOW ANAL SEX BETER THAN ANYONE! My uncle taught me and he was the BEST EVER! And “make sure you clean it good after” he would always says and “dont forgot to suck that poo from under the foreskin.” Which I alway did and not only did he say that I was the best, but so did all of the boys in gym class as well as the gym teacher Cindy who was trans/futa. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. ALSO I FUCKING HATE SANDBOXES. I been having to clean them out all of my life. You ought to see the loads mommy drops in her master bathroom! Blah, blah, blah.

Also to the Dev: If you need help, I will do it. I AM THE BEST WRITER EVER AND I NEVER STOP! You might have read some of my work such as;

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OR MAYBE;

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Anyway TO ALL MY FANS. I love you all and thank you for all your support. Blah, blah, blah. I would love to adddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddd- ooops-see-daisy– my keybord was sticky, but I sucked that goo right out of there. Blah, blah, blah.

Well I gotta to sand grannys feet now. Toodles, Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.