Welcome aboard, it is the first episode of the A Family Affair saga.
The game will take us on a fascinating cruise through the Mediterranean,
aboard the P.M.S. Bouncy, bound for the Greek island of Miskonyos.
During the eleven days of navigation, we will have the opportunity to meet and interact,
more or less intimately, with other passengers and part of the crew.
And also to establish a closer relationship with the women of the family.
Installation:
1- Extract and run.
Developer: Pícaro Games
Censored: No
Version: Final
Language: English
Genre: Kinetic Novel, 3DCG, Male Protagonist, Big Tits, Creampie, Masturbation, Incest, Milf, Oral Sex, Sleep Sex, Spanking, Vaginal sex, Anal Sex, Group sex, Interracial, Lesbian, Humiliation, Titfuck, Male Domination.
v0.4 Final
Added days 9, 10 and 11
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Editor's Rating
Story - The narrative in Welcome Aboard falls disappointingly flat. It presents a cruise filled with an eclectic mix of personalities, focusing particularly on the interactions involving redheads. Unfortunately, the lack of choices for the player diminishes the opportunity to shape the story. The absence of compelling dialogue and generic writing further contribute to the overall lackluster storytelling. - 32%
Visual - While the renders in Welcome Aboard are serviceable, they fail to truly impress. The visuals are passable, but they lack the finesse and attention to detail found in higher-caliber games. Additionally, the exaggerated facial expressions are jarring and do little to add depth to the characters or scenes. - 68%
Engagement - Despite its flaws, Welcome Aboard manages to capture a niche audience's attention with its controversial themes and straightforward approach. For those seeking instant gratification and a disregard for narrative depth, this game may provide some enjoyment. However, the repetitive nature of encounters and lack of player agency may leave some players feeling unfulfilled and disengaged over extended sessions. - 75%
Core Loop - The core gameplay loop in Welcome Aboard predominantly relies on progressing through pre-determined scenes, limiting the player's interaction with the story. While it is understandable that some kinetic novels follow this formula, the absence of branching paths or meaningful choices detracts from the sense of agency that players often seek. - 60%
59%
out off 100%
This review is based on author's perspective and actual experience may differ on individual's own preferences.
Murikan faggot with 80 lines of text …. crying a lot…
Stop Murikan. Go get a job. You have too much free time.
About the game:
Short. 30 minutes… 1 hour and 30 minutes.
A lot of sex scenes.
Incest tagged and FINALLY INCEST sex.
Not old scam of INCEST teasing.
Worth a try. Unless than you are interesed in disney movie for sissy boys. Then you can skip. I bet than sissymike and murikanfag hate this game
I like it a lot, it has a light happy mood, no drama, and the girls and the animations are good
great game, no bullshit
Incest content is good. 10 stars rating.
Decent. But not great. Nice music, but mediocre everything else. Some bad dick malfunctions that shouldn’t have made it in. Happy-go-lucky style. Adolescent content. Beta male, but sufferable, I guess. Dev has no sense in what creates an erotic scene, so relies on simply getting the models nude. Ta-Da. Done! Doesn’t play up content with Sister or Mom or anything. Because the content was adolescent, I didn’t read the dialog, so can’t comment on it. Nipples unimpressive. Boobs had bad sag too often. And facial expressions need a lot of work, especially around the mouths. Not a total loss, though.
Did you know, the majority of black women have an std? Look up, half of black women have herpes. That is one disease alone. So your odds are over 50% of catching an std from a black chick. The rate is higher for women than men due to the 80-20 rule. 80% of women only want 20% of men. Due to things like high single motherhood and drugs in black community you have a lot of whoring around and Tyrone gets to hit all them bitches.
As to you cucks who love ntr content. You should think about this. It always shows your woman screwing black guys in front of you. That means even in real life. If your woman was out there sport fucking Tyrone you are highly likely to get an std. I personally know a girl who screwed black dudes in college. She died from hiv. You may want to quit listening to the demons in the media. They aren’t your friends. They don’t care about you and much of what they promote IS LITERALLY BAD FOR YOU OR COULD GET YOU KILLED!
So what? without stds big pharma would go bankrupt and stunted research because they need constant funding. can you imagine what hospital and lab like without std patient. common sickness like cough n flu easily curable with vitamins and over the couter drugs so doctor and advanced lab stuff not needed, but for stds you need doctor and advanced equipment.
so you contracted with std then visit hospital, my friend died with std blah blah nice try but we all know that was bs. with proper care std is curable and use the damn insurance or govt healthcare program.
so, don’t be afraid going wild unprotected, even abortion covered by govt, healthcare for all, are you living in 1880 dude? go out from your cave this is 2024 ffs, even immigrants without proper documents got free healthcare.
LOL, funny stuff. Except for the [person dying. Not my friend. Was a girlfriend of a friend. She actually refused to have sex with him and he didn’t know why. Till later. Really no humor to that situation and people are still dying from it. Lying media again and that goes back in part to getting you sick to make money off you. Along with pushing the gay agenda. They don’t want you worrying about std’s to keep you from trying to “experiment”. The medical field isn’t there to make you healthy. No money in that.
Because the important part of that story is “not my friend, but my friend’s girlfriend”.
No, the important part of the story is: The government doesn’t give a shit if we die as long as they get their bribe money.
Blaming “leftist media” on this is part of the stupidity of the conspiracy theory. The media doesn’t have to do anything but say things that get them paid. If that’s gay things, then guess what, that’s the power of gay money.
But as margins shrink, they have to scrape harder to get people to give up their money. Ask more people, play on their identity to make them feel identified.
You look at it backwards, thinking that this means there’s a conspiracy to MAKE people gay. No, it’s the conspiracy to ADVERTISE HARDER.
And in a case of you almost getting it, again, you identify that being healthy will take some of the power away from Big Pharma.
The fault isn’t “The Blacks”, the fault isn’t “The Gays”, the fault is us, the people, not trying harder for ourselves.
Yes, I would absolutely adore less STDs among blacks and gays so that being them is less dangerous. Educating like you think you’re doing is very important. But you want the answer to be “don’t be black” or “don’t be gay”.
The answer is: Do not have unprotected sex until you know your partner is healthy.
That’s. It.
What happened to this girl who was absolutely not your friend was a tragedy, but it’s a tragedy despite race. BUT YOU MADE IT ABOUT RACE. THAT’S HOW WE ALL KNOW YOU’RE A RACIST.
You don’t have to be a homophobe to say, “Holy shit, people, look at this statistic about STDs in gays. Please be careful out there.” BUT YOU ARE.
You could be concerned about people getting hurt by bad life choices like unprotected sex, unprotected needles, BUT YOU’RE MORE CONCERNED ABOUT BIRTH RATES THAN BLACK PEOPLE BEING HEALTHY.
You have not once given any evidence that you care about people except your ancestors.
That’s a dog-whistle to race supremacists of all racists, btw. White, black, asian, they’ve all done that. All race supremacists are scum. Anyhow.
And your post responding to me below. I have said on multiple occasions that I think that you do honestly care about people getting hurt, but your solution is to attack people for being ignorant while DOING NOTHING ABOUT IT.
And being pretty damn ignorant yourself. Normally ignorance is not a crime, but when it’s coupled with statements like “fags will get what’s coming”, that’s not ignorance, that’s malicious.
That’s hate.
It’s also malicious the way you cherry pick, ignoring that False Prophet has said that the United States is one of the unfortunate countries where the medical field IS THERE FOR THE PROFIT.
If you slowed your roll, you’d’ve seen that.
You would have seen a place where you agree with False Prophet. You could have gained some understanding, and engaged in camaraderie. YOU TWO HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON AND YOU FUCKED IT UP.
But no, you double-down on the hate, again, and again, and again. Why? Honestly, I don’t know. You SAY it’s because you want people to be healthy, but you ACT like it’s only some people and the rest can die for all you care.
That’s not empathy, incidentally. That’s not even sympathy. That’s just plain cruel.
And that’s your Truth.
From this I conclude that nohomo/Straight Pride/Truth has clearly been cucked before, obviously by a black man, and has not moved on since. This is my current theory as to why he’s chosen the cult of the incel.
I will agree that listening to demons in the media is bad, listening to demons in general is bad, but I guarantee that he and I have very different ideas about who those demons are.
Add’l: Having unprotected sex with anyone without getting a clean bill of health is remarkably stupid.
And since Truth (OP) put this on the table as a valid insult: That’s why he doesn’t have any sex, ever.
I don’t personally have a problem with virgins nor ace, but incels are just the worst.
You love the latest approved insult by your corporate overlords (incel). Somehow you think by simping to women you’ll get pussy. Good luck with that. Women don’t need a pussy. They already have one.
I also get the impression you lack empathy. You are so self absorbed you can’t imagine people can relate to others without a vested interest. While I was a virgin. Everyone is at one point in life. That was long ago. It’s really no big deal to have sex and honestly in most cases you are better off without it. Not the message you have been programed with from the perverts that control the media. But they are wrong on most everything. That money, looks, power and sex are all that matter in life. Yet somehow those who “have it all” are typically messed up. Odd that.
Anyway, I can empathize with virgins without being one. Unlike you who lack empathy. And defend them against your shaming language of “incel”. In fact they should avoid your and the medias social pressure and find the right woman if they are a man. Man if rhet are a woman and have a meaningful caring relationship. Don’t let the likes of bots like you pressure them into things that damage them in some way.
If you even read my post, you didn’t understand it.
You can’t even lie well that I have no empathy, when having empathy is exactly why I call out your lies. Like you not being a virgin in spite of having said so less than a year ago when you were posting as #nohomo.
Yet you don’t say you’re not an incel. You don’t say you’re not a homophobe. You don’t say you’re not a racist. You deflect. You manipulate. Going by “Truth” is one of the bigger lies you’ve told; you’re not interested in the truth.
So yes, I have no empathy FOR YOU. You black-and-white trolling doesn’t stop the world from being shades of gray.
I promise I won’t let the likes of bots like you pressure people into things that damage them in some way.
If you truly had empathy, you’d understand this by now.
Playing a game that has a 3D model with a darker texture pack will give you AIDS and you WILL DIE! FACT!
Don’t trust those lying Psychiatrists! EVERYTHING that happens on your screen is REAL! FACT!
Meds are for drug addicts! FACT!
One time i knew this guy, or girl, or no it was definitely genderless, well i didn’t really KNOW “it” but “it” was real… ish, but like “it” played a game that had a donkey in an aquarium AN AQUARIUM and poof, next thing you know the flying spaghetti monster yeeted all over the furniture.
Finally someone who gets it. The multiverse theory has been scientifically proven, look it up. Every dream, story, movie, game is all real and happening somewhere in another dimension. That means everytime you jerk off to bbc midget tranny hookers cucking your granny’s dog while she scats on a glass table… SOMEONE DIES. FACT!
It’s not just 3D models that will give you STD’s. After I tinted the windows on my car, I got eye herpes. If that wasn’t bad enough, I masturbated with a black glove, it gave me the AIDS. FACT!
EDIT: Wait, that’s sounds racist, I masturbated with an African American glove and it gave me AIDS. FACT!
not the most racist thing on this page but yeah you racist
I’m not racist. I love black people. I’d own one if I could. Hell, I’d take two if I could afford all the fried chicken and watermelon.
Another shitty Kinetic Novel, ratings are far to high.
Sure , sure. Lets not go racist here, right?
When its white woman and black cuck ratings should be higher than they are.
But when its white dude and black woman then rating should be lower
Because its not racist to shit on a white or non black person , is that it Cas?
only when you say something against poor underprivileged blacks u are tagged racist.
What the fuck is racist about shitty moron, take your meds in time.
I’m not disagreeing with you as I’m unlikely to try this one out, but what about this game do you consider shitty?
Renders, models, lame story, you name it. And to that shithead, who the hell said something about blacks, stay away from crack idiot.
It’s pretty easy to assume that with people like #nohomo/Truth spamming around that it’s going to be about blacks.
Thanks for the input. Will give this a miss.