Editor's Rating
Story - Let's dive into the narrative, shall we? If words were currency, **Sex Police** certainly would be bankrupt. The plot resembles a hastily translated French novella, clumsily losing its original charm somewhere along the way. The writing is riddled with nonsensical idioms and a confusing web of pronouns, leaving players feeling like they're navigating a tangled mess rather than an engaging story. - 21%
Visual - On the visual front, **Sex Police** showcases a slightly perplexing dichotomy. While the character designs and static backgrounds may have a hint of potential, the execution falters severely when it comes to performance. Reports of lag and stuttering plague the gameplay experience, making one wonder if the developers really understood how to optimize a simple visual novel format. - 51%
Engagement - Engagement is where **Sex Police** truly falters. With dialogue as afterthoughts and a plot that seems limp and lifeless, maintaining player interest becomes a Herculean task. Most players likely find themselves skipping the dialogue (and even the first sex scene, as some have reported), sidelined by a combination of dullness and confusion. - 28%
Core Loop - The core gameplay loop of **Sex Police** essentially consists of clicking through poorly written scenes and enduring long load times for just a handful of interactions. With little agency given to the player (such as the inability to change the character’s name), the repetition is daunting and devoid of excitement. The gallery offers some relief from the lag, but even that feels like a slog. - 39%
35%
out off 100%
This review is based on author's perspective and actual experience may differ on individual's own preferences.
anal shithole fuck game
Unity = fail. Great for games. Not for VN.
Unity seems fucking slow at times not sure if its them devs or the engine, look at Solasta startup-time and you know what I mean 😉
And indeed Unity is not really for VNs I think it is overkill for them however if the MC and other Chars were fully animated it might just be the right tool to use for the job.