Editor's Rating
Story - Players step into a world that attempts to string together scenarios with a vague narrative arc centered around a massage parlor and some cheeky encounters. However, the plot rolls out like a worn-out cassette tape, with conversations that feel like an unwelcome earworm—think of an annoying tune stuck in your head. Overall, there’s just not enough substance to keep anyone on the edge of their seat. - 48%
Visual - While *Sex Massage Collection* isn’t going to win any awards, it surprisingly delivers decent character models and settings, albeit with a variety that’s about as thrilling as a stroll through a suburban neighborhood. Players will appreciate some appealing visuals, though the angles during the sexual encounters can be a little awkward. The graphics are serviceable, providing a visual feast. - 65%
Engagement - Engagement is where *Sex Massage Collection* struggles to hold players' attention. The game tends to be grindy. Players often find themselves clicking to fill bars rather than actively participating in the steamy scenes their hearts desire. Waves of repetition wash over, making the engaging moments feel like mere beacons of hope in a sea of mundanity. - 45%
Core Loop - The core loop in *Sex Massage Collection* is akin to a coffee that’s gone cold—initially invigorating but eventually leaves an underwhelming taste. The idea of progressing through massages and sexual encounters is promising, yet the grind and lack of variety in scenes create a sense of deja vu that can be hard to shake off. - 56%
54%
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This review is based on author's perspective and actual experience may differ on individual's own preferences.
Really bad game, don’t waste your time. The English is some of the worst I’ve seen in any game, it’s basically gibberish. You’ll never make it to the scenes they show here, I tried for 30 minutes before deleting it off my computer. Also, it tries to connect to the internet so if you do try this game, block it with your firewall.
I tracked it back. This game tries to connect because some kind of achievement check or statistics data. My tracker showing the data sent to china but they could use vpn to mask it. Nothing malicious.
It has no reason to send anything anywhere, malicious or not. If they want statistics they can ask for consent at very least.