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My First Time! [v0.429] [Ashley Ratajkowsky]

User Rating: 2.5

Download for Windows

  • swipe down to hide the ui
  • swipe left to roll back
  • swipe right to start skipping of text
  • swipe 2x left&right to open the game menu
  • swipe up&down to toggle a small window with memory usage information
  • longpress the save file thumbnail in the save/load screen to delete this slot
Good
  • Female character models are genuinely attractive — renders and model designs praised by almost every reviewer as the sole redeeming quality; multiple reviewers say visuals hint at a great game.
  • Interesting premise on paper — penthouse lockdown with truth-or-dare "first time" storytelling is a decent concept praised for originality of setup.
  • Animated scenes exist — some animations present, praised as passable by a couple early reviewers.
  • Multiple characters with distinct appearances — large cast praised for visual variety even if writing doesn't support them.
  • Dev is active — updates released regularly even if content per update is minimal.
Bad
  • Constant in-game Patreon ads — every few clicks triggers a pop-up promoting Patreon, other games, or social media; universally described as the most infuriating aspect; effectively the game's dominant feature.
  • Near-zero actual content — after 400+ version numbers, reviewers still report almost nothing playable; more than 40% of renders are paywalled behind a monthly-changing Patreon code.
  • Engine and UI are catastrophically bad — no text speed, inconsistent icons that do different things randomly, clunky click-fest navigation, no preferences menu.
  • Writing is genuinely terrible — dialogue described as worse than C-rated porn; characters laugh as "Ah ah ah" and "Eheheh"; described as AI-prompt level writing with no character development.
  • Widely seen as a cash grab — described by multiple reviewers as a scam operation; pattern of releasing shell builds to attract Patreon subscribers with no intention of delivering a real game.
2.5
Awful
Story - 2.2
Visual - 4.6
Engagement - 2.2
Core Loop - 1.1

17 Comments

  1. Site is uploading loli games like crazy, catering to the pedos and incels.

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    • Can you fuck your sister in this one?

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      • Only if you’re a demented pervert trying to destroy society.

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      • 100% peeping tom fetish with male love interest… but in the past… then not gay right?

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  2. Damn fuck even the MC looks like an albino shit rapist who would love to cum on anything that breathes as long as it gets him off.

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  3. Damn, damn, and damn patreon bastards and developers sons of bitches, we don’t want to see games published in the format: Unity, HTML, real porno, or other shitty formats, we want to see games published only and exclusively in REN’PY format!!! Do you understand??? Damn bastards developers!!!

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    • Cry more freeloader. Devs don’t waste time coming here to read whining comments.

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      • But you are here always crying about comments, DEV (or fanboy of scammer)???

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        • Who’s more the crier, the crier or the one who cries about the crier?

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          • the next name in the troll list

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    • no one cares about you

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    • And you’re someone with the brain of a mayfly
      It must hurt a lot to be so stupid

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  4. a porn game in which starting i wish sister happy birthday and ask for a kiss game name

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  5. I wish someone would shoot all those thieving, vulture-like “Patreon” bastards right in the face!!! I can’t stand their intrusiveness anymore—always trying to swindle money out of some unsuspecting sucker. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!!
    Get rid of those “Patreon” sons of bitches once and for all!!! All they do every day is churn out garbage, yet they still have the nerve to demand money!!! I hope you bastards die!!!

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    • u like pedo so u like gaym lol

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      • Only faggots love grannies. They remind them their dads.

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        • Grannies are ancestors and deserve our respect fagget

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