Editor's Rating
Story - Let’s be real—calling it a story might be generous. Players are greeted with a plot that feels more like an afterthought than a backbone. The narrative is a mashup of overly simplistic fantasies that leave character development at the door. Cringeworthy dialogue and nonsensical interactions abound, making players question whether this was penned by a child or simply a poorly executed attempt at humor. - 21%
Visual - Here’s where the game manages to somewhat redeem itself. The character models, especially the female ones, are above average and visually appealing, more akin to well-crafted artworks than rushed assets. While the environments are minimalistic and almost lifeless, the animations do deliver a surprising level of quality. They are above average, adding just enough flair to keep things interesting, - 70%
Engagement - Engagement is where *SEX Route 69* stumbles. The premise may hook some players momentarily, but it rapidly devolves into a collection of basic mini-games without much variation or challenge. The interactions feel more like chores than enjoyable experiences; after all, who wants to jump through hoops that lead to uninspired encounters? The repetitive nature of the mechanics dulls what little excitement it has. - 38%
Core Loop - The core loop is both shallow and predictable. You play a string of mini-games that feel hurried and lackluster. Each sex scene is a rush job—two quick animations and you’re left wanting more. The peculiarly unrealistic nature of these interactions doesn’t foster any sense of satisfaction or emotional connection, leading to a sense of emptiness once the fleeting dopamine rush fades. - 30%
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This review is based on author's perspective and actual experience may differ on individual's own preferences.
anal shithole fuck game
there is no problem with unity whatsoever, but this game is buggy as fuck.
Unity-based, so no way to fast forward through the lame-ass “plot” or hunt and BS elements.
Insanely annoying.
Unity = video game = fail. When will devs ever learn?
i can name at least 10 games made with unity in steam’s best selling titles