Editor's Rating
Story - The story, is a questionable concoction of fragmented ideas and bewildering choices. The absence of a clear objective, leaving players adrift in a vast sea of monotony. The game's sandbox style, while enticing, fails to provide a sense of progression or purpose. - 62%
Visual - It seems the developer decided to assault players' retinas with maps that could only be described as AI-generated nightmares. Navigating this disarray becomes a frustrating exercise in futility. The visuals greatly undermine the overall experience. - 56%
Engagement - Amidst the chaos, E-Girlfriend manages to offer moments of fleeting engagement. The game has a variety of kinks to choose from, keeping the experience spicy in that department. However, its enjoyment is marred by the grind that accompanies it. The energy system leaves players begging for more, and limitations tied to outfits can cause frustration. - 72%
Core Loop - In the abyss of E-Girlfriend's core loop lies a convoluted mess. Players select personalities for their virtual partners, only to be confronted with a disheartening revelation—that these choices hold little significance. Trust and affection levels become inconsequential in this disorienting journey. - 56%
62%
out off 100%
This review is based on author's perspective and actual experience may differ on individual's own preferences.
“Progressive Bruised Face”
So, can I beat this fucking cuck bitch black and blue in this game?
Inquiring minds want to know.
dogshit art lol
63% of wanting to fuck your sister leads to getting cucked by your sister. Look it up.
did you get cucked by your sister, nohomo? need to talk about it? i’m always here for you.
Not me, probably you or that other fag impersonating again.
Bruhhh…. What the hell. All of you degenerates always want to fuck your relatives. Mom or sister.
You guys are insane beyond salvation