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30 Year Old Virgin [v0.31.DV] [Black Star Games]

.DV is the uncensored version

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  • swipe down to hide the ui
  • swipe left to roll back
  • swipe right to start skipping of text
  • swipe 2x left&right to open the game menu
  • swipe up&down to toggle a small window with memory usage information
  • longpress the save file thumbnail in the save/load screen to delete this slot

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Editor's Rating

Story - Prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of nonsensical yet charming storytelling! 3YoV plunges you into a world where the MC and a cast of delightfully quirky characters frolic through zany situations. With a plot that prioritizes humor over seriousness, expect to chuckle and perhaps scratch your head in disbelief. - 72%
Visual - While the art style in 3YoV exhibits moments of brilliance, it falters in consistency. Some aspects astound, capturing attention with well-executed details, while others leave much to be desired. Together, these elements blend into what can be described as average. Scenes, albeit repetitive at times, present a gradual progression that might tenderly tickle your fancy. - 65%
Engagement - The game caters to the spirit of exploration, scattering money throughout the gameplay, allowing you to avoid excessive grinding. Additionally, the hint system proves useful, providing clear guidance on available actions. - 78%
Core Loop - The game's grind might test your patience, with an unintuitive method requiring layers of exploration to uncover minimal rewards. Unfortunately, discovering what needs to be done becomes cumbersome due to haphazard organization. The relentless grind could leave you questioning whether the meager compensation is worth the effort invested. - 63%

70%

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This review is based on author's perspective and actual experience may differ on individual's own preferences.

User Rating: 1.94 ( 52 votes)

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29 Comments

  1. The story is interesting, and the renders aren’t bad at all, but the grinding isn’t worth it. You end up doing the same thing over and over again, for a slight (barely noticeable) difference in content. It’s so prevalent in the game, that it kind of ruins it. I wanted to quit several times, because the story was getting boring with all the repeating actions. I think if the grind was lessened, I wouldn’t have lost interest. Overall, the story is funny. I love the dialogue. It isn’t as deep as a VN, but it’s definitely lighthearted and demented, at the same time. It is a fun time waster. It took about 2 hours to play through to the latest update. It would have been less, if I didn’t have to grind through non-story related tasks.

  2. The vast majority of those who oppose homosexual behavior are in no way “afraid” of homosexuals. One can disagree with something without fearing it, and the attempt to shut down rational discussion by crying “homophobe!” falls flat. It is an attempt to divert attention from the arguments against one’s position by focusing attention on the one who made the arguments.

    1. Don’t try logic with HETEROPHOBIC people.
      They cry againt “Gay cure”. Old “Church” strategy to make gays became straight.

      But nowdays, its all “Straight Cure” in 90% of games. “WOKE Church” trying push gay shit all days.

      Using HAREM … means 1 dick = MC with a lot of girls… and never “spice” content with boys/male zombies dogs “insert another faggot content here”…

  3. Sissy MMMMMMfutaMMMMMM Harem
    Male dogs
    Male tentatcles
    Male zombies
    Male cats
    Male transbarbiehelicopter

    And ZERO MFFF.

    100% SISSY GAME

  4. Version: v0.271.DV Uncensored The first arcane mission is bugged. Can’t start the event when talking to Coc. I’ve tried downloading from his Subscribestar page and it’s still bugged.

  5. Has anyone actually played this? It looks fun but I need to know if the trans stuff is avoidable. No hate here, I just don’t wanna lose my boner.

  6. no hate talk, but the storytelling is hilariously stupid, more stupid dialogs and terribly implemented incest, and worst of it all is the MC.
    go ahead download it and see it for yourself.

  7. Gays are pests. Every single one of them should be sent to the 731 unit and experience a lot of orgasms and get slaughtered like an experimental animal there. Yay.

      1. if you asked normal people to hang themselves, then who will we groom? we need straight people to breed.

        1. Thinking that gay people should be killed in the most excruciating manners ever devised by men is not normal behavior you fucking psychopath

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