Editor's Rating
Story - Bastian's Family Secret plods along like a forgotten train on a derailed track. The story remains painfully sparse and meanders with brief, lackluster dialogue that fails to engage. Players have voiced their frustration over monotonous characters—all of whom carry the charming personality of a wet napkin and engage in the most exciting pastime of staring blankly at each other. - 30%
Visual - The visuals in Bastian's Family Secret are somewhat reminiscent of those early 2000s Flash games. While it’s not a total eyesore, the character designs are painfully similar, resembling clones of the same narcissistic archetype; even the environments feel uninspired. Sadly, the artistry lacks the vibrant flair seen in rival titles, making it feel more like a placeholder than a polished project. - 41%
Engagement - Engagement wise, the game is as gripping as a flickering candle in a rainstorm. The occasional amusing moment keeps some players coming back, but for most, the grind and lack of meaningful interaction feel more punishing than rewarding. If you enjoy watching paint dry, you'll find plenty of suspenseful moments here. - 25%
Core Loop - The core loop of Bastian's Family Secret is painfully simplistic and largely non-existent. Instead of a rewarding loop, you’ll find yourself merely scrolling through uninspired text and bland interactions, making it feel like more of a chore than a captivating experience. - 20%
29%
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This review is based on author's perspective and actual experience may differ on individual's own preferences.
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Well surprise, surprise, surprise.
The cuck Bastardian, er… Bastian, rather, family secret is a bunch of NTR dogshit.
From the description. The core loop of the cuck bastard family secret is largely non existent. So basically yet another worthless piece of garden variety NTR bullshit has appeared before my eyes.
So another neckbeard basement incel raided the parent’s laptop, downloaded Honey Select 2, and decided to make a bunch of cuck shit. And this fucking retina cancer is the best they could come up with. 🤣😂 Cucks are such garbage people.
But I’m sure some middle aged neckbeard that has never seen a vagina beyond computerized sneak peeks as they emulate their favorite cuck bastard will be along shortly to splain how great it is.
So carry on and thanks for the free entertainment!
Im confident that youve never seen a women naked in person.
Just your mom