Area69 [v0.75] [k78Games]

Let’s breakdown the characters in the game from the banner:
1. Some skank who thinks she’s hot shit, because she has lots of “badass” tattoos. She’s probably from New Mexico, but has a pretend “black girl from the Bronx” accent to boost her “tough” image. But we all know that just one punch and this wench’s jaw is on the other side of the alley.
2. This used to be Georgina, but is now George. Could probably kick #1’s ass, but let’s face it; she couldn’t kick any real man’s ass. Her face would look good at the end of my MMA kickin’ foot!
3. This saggy-titted ho-bag has every STD this side o’ the Pecos. Steer clear. You might just catch syphilis by breathing the same air.
4. Wednesday Adams played by a young Fairuza Balk decided to play a small part. She only screams and throws things.
5. Lollipop Girl is the “teaser” of the game. You will never get to have sex with her because the only things she will lick OR screw are lollipops and other assorted candy products.
6. That’s you, and you never change your clothes, except to go swimming.
7. This one is Tits McGee. She represents the MILF of the game. Even though she wants to get laid all the time, it’s very, very difficult to find her love tunnel, because her damn milk bags are always hangin’ in the way.
8. Here we have Steven Tyler of Aerosmith fame after finally completing the full-blown surgery he, now a she, always wanted. I’d say, at his, or her, age, it’s a little late in the game at this point.
9. This is just a rubberized double-boobie balloon that was made into the shape of a woman with a man’s face just aside the actual boobie balloons.
10. Nosferatu? How the hell did that freak get into this game? Onward.
11. This is a 207-year-old version of Skeletor’s grandmother with pancake tits and severe COPD, but simply will not die.

This is what you get with this game? Sound intriguing? Then, by all means, download it! Personally, I’ll pass!